quirky bread eater

Someone who’s cool and awesome and sexy and awesome and amazing and so cool and also very sexy

“wow there’s that quirky bread eater, i always knew they were very sexy”

by sew your fingers together November 13, 2021

Bread bread

The expression when you taste more of the bread in a sandwich than you do the filling

Hey man that sandwich is awesome it’s made with proper bread bread, not a crappy wrap

by Carb_lover October 14, 2021

Wonder bread thighs

Lovely white legs that are nice and soft

Why girl has wonder bread thighs and I sleep soundly when my head is between them

by Azurvix October 18, 2021

Bread

Food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked.

Joe ate some bread

by the random. October 29, 2021

Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

Bailey's Bread

The "Bailey's Bread" is a sacrificial soggy piece of bread and has been praised by all religions since 0 A.D

"Bailey's Bread is not to be eaten..."

by Billybob69420 September 22, 2021

wonder bread bag

In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.

Low testosterone wonder bread bag bitch

by Flishiboi September 27, 2021