The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

Shart Attack

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

open for attack

when a man person of the male gender jizzes cums in someones mouth after sex

girl: i was open for attack last night
friend: was it good?
girl: very salty but a good time

by moicahhhhh December 15, 2021

Ejac attack

The sudden and uncontrollable need to go immediately masturbate.

Metri had an ejac attack and needed to go use the bathroom for over 3 hours

by Antmanmanman December 18, 2022

Kak-Attack

A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).

Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.

"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"

by Jiqzaw April 10, 2025

Yak Attack

You have had too much to drink so you walk by someones door who you don't like, open the door, yak (puke), then run.

Me: "Dude, I gave Dixon a Yak Attack last night. ROCKED HIS WORLD."

by murphystater February 24, 2011

silverback attack

A well-hung black guy getting it on with a white woman

Silverback Attack 2, starring Lexington Steele...

by Roth Vantage June 7, 2016