asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken September 28, 2015

Asian Teddy Bear

An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.

I cant wait to wage a war on the asian teddy bears. they have plagued chess tournaments too long

by FU3GO January 4, 2024

Asian navigation

When your Asian friend is too good at navigating

Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)

by Tomthebomb December 8, 2019

Asian Central

Asian Central. The number #1 banter page on Instagram. If you do not follow, you are a simp.

Judge: Do you follow Asian Central?

Person: Yes
Judge: *checks persons Instagram*

Judge: You do not follow Asian Central, so you are a simp
Person: Jine Mera Dil Luteya
Judge: Oho

by Asian Central April 22, 2020

Ty the Asian Guy

A very highly extremely Asian person, is NOT African or burnt.
Also is quite stupid.

"Ty the Asian Guy you are so Asian omg I bet you eat pizza using chopsticks."

by Asiankuun December 14, 2018

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Asianator

a YouTuber who has a better upload schedule then his friends

Guy- Have you heard of Asianator?
Girl-Isn't he that Asian YouTuber who has a better upload schedule then all his friends?

by definitelyasianator November 14, 2019