Irish necktie

When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.

I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.

by Projectile Feces January 03, 2025

irish ribcage

When a red-head shoves his fist up a ebonys asshole and grabs there ribcage while trying to rip it out.

Bro. I just Irish ribcaged that fat black hoe!

by Elijja193 January 15, 2017

Irish tea

When you add Irish cream to a cup of tea instead of milk. Very good when you have a cough.

That's a nasty cough you've got there, have an Irish tea to sooth your throat.

by ernesteddie October 16, 2014

Irish Cooler

A paper bag

I put your two cold half pints of whiskey in that irish cooler.

by bruno gaboni September 16, 2016

Red Irish peacock

The act of getting with an Irish fire croth, and eating a chalupa out of her butthole.

I did a red irish peacock with misty

by Anally penetrate December 05, 2010

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Irish Toothache

Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.

My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!

by Janofarc January 22, 2016