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Irish Hello

A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.
Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.
by OldManSportsClub January 24, 2025
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Irish Adiós

While one is tossing their partners salad, creates an air tight seal with their lips around partners 5 points of contact. Once an air tight lock has been achieved, the delivering partner exhales a large "poof" of air. Resulting reactions may occur.
Bro 1: dude I gave my tinder date the Irish Adiós last night after dinner at Red Lobster

Bro 2: that's crazy has she called you since?

Bro 1: nah she hasn't talked to me since.
by AquamMan June 11, 2024
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Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.
In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.
by Smack talker Skywalker March 16, 2017
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Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.
Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania
by pokuyt March 20, 2021
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Irish suprise

The act of fucking after you came once
He gave me an Irish suprise after he came
by Tcaoblacko March 22, 2024
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Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
by Lordblanco August 12, 2024
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The old Irish backstop

Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside
by Things that annoy me 161 March 12, 2019
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