The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide
Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style
by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025
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If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
by Big Cock Boi UwU December 27, 2025
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That autistic guy just got Noodles 1980'd.
Did you know Noodles 1980 molested a disabled 12 year old girl in 2003?
Did you know Noodles 1980 molested a disabled 12 year old girl in 2003?
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Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
by Keyble March 17, 2024
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