puppy-cat

pup-py-cat. noun. (pup-pee-kat)

A cat that presents with the behaviors and/or training of the average family dog.

I think I prefer a puppy-cat over a kitty-dog.

by turtlespoon February 6, 2010

Ride the Cat

Simultaneous sex with all 3 members of the famed musical act Bobcat Goblin.

I rode the cat after the last show and the wounds didn't heal for a week. Maybe next time you can ride the cat, too.

by Michael Boney April 29, 2011

Sleepy Cat

Someone who is always tired, constantly dosing off at the wrong moments

... only a Sleepy Cat.

by Big Jargon July 6, 2010

kiss the cat

When in attempts to comfort and relieve yourself from your miserable life you suck up to your best friend, who is incidentally your cat or other pet.

Burt: "Aaron go home and kiss the cat!"

Aaron: "Come 'ere Ginger give papa a kissy"

by ihavetwohandsandtwofeetonme October 25, 2010

Cat Whisperer

A man or woman who is an expert in the skill of cunnilingus. Must be publicly acknowledged by partner to be an official Cat Whisperer but in a tacit manner

At party -

Oh, Greg is amazing, he is an incredible cat whisperer, my kitty loves smothering him.

by TeamCatWhisperer December 16, 2019

Smurf Cat

smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!

Smurf cat is dumb

by SmurfCatIsntFunny October 14, 2023

Cat Melojin

bad; crap; shite; useless;

Irish coloqialism.

That game was cat melojin;

That's feckin melojin that is;

Q: How did ya get on in town last night?
A: twas Cat Melojin altogether!!, was langerated and some feckin gormless langer of a bouncer kicked me out!

by RobC July 14, 2003