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Justin Beiber Sucks

Guy 1: Have you heard of Justin Beiber?

Guy 2: Yes! I've met him before! He's awesome!

Guy 1: Here's a gun, go shoot your face off.

Rest of world: Justin Beiber Sucks.
by The Boston Tea Bag Party April 22, 2010
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egg-sucking dog

An individual with an unbreakable habit.

Although this definition is based on a state supreme court case in which a dog was sentenced to death for raiding a chicken coup, the term is most commonly used as a metaphor.
You'll never get that egg-sucking dog Rush off his oxy.
by ambiguator October 18, 2011
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Run your Suck

To speak in a gossipy or clueless manner, usually to the distain of others. Quite common in Marine Corps recruits.
D.I.:
"You shitbags want to run your suck? Then you can eat some shit too!!!! MOUNTAIN CLIMB, YEW BITCHES!!!!!

Recruits:
AYE,AYE SIR!!!!!
by Stud Marine-Storm Gunner March 19, 2009
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suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)
I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.
by bdlyandhadlock July 15, 2017
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Suck my cock

When someone pisses u of and u say why don't u suck my big white juicy cock
Boy:u want beef

Boy:suck my cock
by Wertyuio9 November 20, 2018
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go suck a cock

poeple say go suck a cock when...well...how do i say this..
its thae same thing as fuck off or go fuck yourself
Junior "Dude can you please go and throw out the trash?"

Julia "Dude can you please go suck a cock?"
by Julia¢¾Someone June 21, 2008
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suck my cock

One really rude way of asking your lover to have an oral intercourse with you.
by Diane-chan July 8, 2007
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