National hug your crush day

*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*

by hug your crush June 5, 2022

your mom

by anonymous April 11, 2022

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?

by Caterpa March 12, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025