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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.
Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!
by zombie vagina July 12, 2018
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Your Mom

Your Mom is an asteroid spotted at the edge of our Solar System, while its height and width is unknown, we can estimate that it weights between 8 million to 27 million kilograms
Sneeze: Broooooo, I can't wait for the Earth to get destroyed by Your Mom
Your Son: Shut up
by BrianXNoor2021 April 17, 2021
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waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out
"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"
by Flubber Gassing September 12, 2011
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Up Yours, Woke Moralists!

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical Leftists. Often quoted by Villains in memes just to show how batshit insane you sound when you say it.
Senator Armstrong: "Up Yours, Woke Moralists! we'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Uhh Armstrong? What the fuck are you talking about?"
by Auraguardian123 December 29, 2023
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your mom

by sSp1ke September 23, 2022
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Make your mind up

First song by Canadian rapper NAV
Go listen to make your mind up by NAV
by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021
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