My Dylan

‘My Dylan' is what Alex says when she refers to Dylan (her boyfriend, future husband, and father of her future children). He is Alex's soulmate.

Dylan is the person I love the most. He is the most amazing and most perfect person I’ve met. He’s so important to me, idk what I’d do without him. He makes jokes that genuinely make me laugh. He tells me daily how much he loves me and I appreciate him so so much. He deserves the world.

I love my Dylan. He's the cutest cutie of the cuties. He makes me so happy.

by acarrot5 April 23, 2024

Shaking my beef cakes

When your upset and niggas get you tight / when you fuck up

Damn that niggas annoying shaking my beef cakes

by $imone October 27, 2018

rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.

person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!

by queefinator4 March 5, 2023

steamed my broccoli

When you blow air on a dick.

Man Stacy steamed my broccoli so hard last night it was like she was cooling some hot tatters off.

by Steamed broccoli October 31, 2017

Look At My Name

I'm a useless piece of shit who's corny and uses Christianity for likes and followers

My dad doesn't love me because I say "Look at my name"

by KvngSlvyer June 5, 2025

My back got lonesome

What you tell your main squeeze to explain why you invited a second hot chick/hunk to come over and spoon you from behind in bed, while you are snuggling your Number One partner in front.

Telling your significant other dat "My back got lonesome" may indeed alleviate his/her emotional discomfort --- i.e., confusion and/or concerns about your wanting to have a "threesome snooze" --- but you should still remember to perform da wrist-twist compromise wif him/her. so as to maintain said forward-located slumberer's physical comfort, as well.

by QuacksO July 29, 2023

my bf august

he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go

"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"

by its luci July 19, 2022