flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

disney ass bitch

Someone that acts like a child at all times.

Felicia is a Disney ass bitch, running around here singing and shit.

by Hatorade August 28, 2016

ass-position

The act of a girl lying on her side or back, giving the male prime access to their ass.

"Carla, turn on your side so I have perfect ass-position while we watch TV ."

by TKDKylea August 26, 2016

scab ass

Noun: when someone has hard sex so hard their ass has scabs on it

I gave that girl over there a scab ass a while back

by potato hed August 24, 2016

Ass Equation

Ass=sass

Albert Einstein once said, " The question to woman's ass and her behavior is ass=sass ." The Ass Equation.

by Fliptheprince August 23, 2016

ass slosh

The slushy substance that oozes from all orifices of men hailing from Pittsburg.

Josh is lost in ass slosh.

by JoshEatsAss August 20, 2016

ass bleach

A really bad sun burn on your ass

Eric: Hey Hannah what's wrong?
Hannah: I got a really bad case of ass bleach

by Bebopsupop August 19, 2016