A thing coined by Mr. Liam Keel in 2024 that just means a boy fights girl or girl fights boy & the loser gets deeply penetrated by either a strap on dildo if the girl wins or a real penis & balls if the boy wins.
Another form of transactional sex where there's no love but consent from losing to the other person, so it is not rape.
In the event it is the boy his anal and anus will be extremely sore and he will bleed in the days that follow. If the girl loses, she will be sore in her snatch and may be pregnant as the male wouldn't pull out because he is fucking his enemy.
Ergo, Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy.
Another form of transactional sex where there's no love but consent from losing to the other person, so it is not rape.
In the event it is the boy his anal and anus will be extremely sore and he will bleed in the days that follow. If the girl loses, she will be sore in her snatch and may be pregnant as the male wouldn't pull out because he is fucking his enemy.
Ergo, Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy.
I hate him, but I don't really wanna Fight, Fuck, Pregnancy with him. I don't know his skill level and I don't have birth control...
by Liams Bank July 3, 2025
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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 15, 2025
Get the .9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Daphnis' Ending Point: Unmarried Women Who Manipulate Peer Pressured Individuals Are Frauds Mouzen Not Fräuleins 《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9. mug.A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant mug.How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant mug.Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
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by Meep beep June 12, 2021
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The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans.
by IDoNotMakeNoSmack March 9, 2025
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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
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