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your too young

what anyone says when you ask if you can do some thing cool.
mom can i have beer?
i like yo cut jee.
slap.no YOUR TOO YOUNG.
by seth barnes November 15, 2022
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What's red, and bad for your teeth?

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023
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Your mom

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.
by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021
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your mom

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019
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you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
mugGet the you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.mug.

Cheat on your gf day

Have you cheated on your gf yet today? It’s national cheat on your gf day.
by Sjanna November 1, 2021
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National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits
by . March 6, 2023
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