John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
Get the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug. by O O G A B O O G A August 18, 2019
Get the Walt Disney Shitmug. Wife: TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: wdym TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: why do you keep saying that?
Husband: you know, SHIT, sorry honey it’s Thursday
Husband: SHIT
Wife: wdym TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: why do you keep saying that?
Husband: you know, SHIT, sorry honey it’s Thursday
by Eating_a_hoodie May 16, 2021
Get the Shitmug. by Makikihi January 11, 2020
Get the Anaconda shitmug. The stuff we put out so our gay liberal vegan friend Worth feels comfortable around real door gunners. The hoist realizes this not the normal SOP. However cinnamon shit upon request shall be authorized.
by Waldo’s yourdaddy September 28, 2019
Get the Cinnamon shitmug. When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.
This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
Get the Shit-Paintermug. by tooters222444 February 12, 2022
Get the Shit in Your Assmug.