dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

my personal space

Stay OUT of it!

Bobby: Hey joe

Joe: Go away get out of my PERSONAL SPACE it’s mine!

by #Thisgirlhasnoname November 17, 2023

Fix my boot

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021

I love my mom

A kind word yes I mean it you found a kind word here!
A word to describe that you love your mom

Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her

by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

by Juan more time June 28, 2014

LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.

That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".

by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021

Cratch My Handy

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

by True_Flame October 13, 2020