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Dust your Nuts

Me I use the transit Bus drivers asshole to Dust your Nuts when my woman is not putting out because she's on the rag and they are pussy
by blacky9er#9er April 21, 2015
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your mom

a diss or a answer to any thing
random girl : what did you today

Someone : your mom
by yo_mama343 March 7, 2022
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How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.
by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023
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National dress as your GTA Character Day

wear the same outfit your GTA character has on :)

This event is held on December 21st
person 1: " Yooo, look at my GTA character"
person 2: " You know what day it is right?"
person 1: "nah what are you talkin ab?"
Person 2: "National dress as your GTA Character Day"
person 1: "oh fr"
person 2: "yes now change rn"
by Tylera14 December 21, 2022
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Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
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When ur literally that bored that u literally go out the homepage to copy and paste words into the search bar.


There’s a goat gif at the bottom if ur still bored.

Or just copy “ All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!” again. Do whatever just stop doing stupid shit on urban Dictionary.
by Fatso fucker August 31, 2023
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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020
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