This particular event occurs when a male cums in a women’s hair then proceeds to rub it in as conditioner.
by Bigballz March 12, 2021

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.
I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.
by anonymous July 2, 2024

by Lukasnutsonhitlwr July 11, 2021

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

Better than just "cool". So cool, in fact, that the extension "shit" needs to be used to show the difference between said awesomeness and normal "cool".
Person 1: Leah is totally cool and shit
Person 2: I know right. Michael's pretty cool too... and shit.
Person 1: I wish we were as awesome as they are.
Person 2: I know right. Michael's pretty cool too... and shit.
Person 1: I wish we were as awesome as they are.
by Mayor Lender December 14, 2013

by jon doeh July 23, 2022

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.
2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.
by Z28boi May 30, 2018
