National hug your crush day

national hug your crush day on June 7th. make sure to hug your crush!

*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*

by hug your crush June 5, 2022

your mom

your mom

what's your best score
your mom

by anonymous April 11, 2022

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

Your mom

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021

your mom

Gay

Your mom gay.

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019

Rock out with your cock out, man

Just let loose, party, stuff your sorries in a sack, and enjoy life.

"Yo you got to chill man, rock out with your cock out, man"

by ToxicDiabetes June 19, 2015

Exploit your slut

Kind of directly means make your slut suck dick to make you money

Rents due you should exploit your slut

by Yepyepyepyepyepeyepeydp December 19, 2023