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shit ass

it has nothing to do with speedruns or any gaming crap. thats some more dumb millennial crap. its basically calling you a baby and its been around longer than most people that answered have been alive!!
hey shit ass quit crying and get back to work. all you did was hit your thumb with a hammer.
by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022
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shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit
Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo
by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024
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Shit Kicker

1. Someone who does menial, basic or entry-level chores. Usually cleaning toilets or emptying bins; hence the name.

2. Someone who does nothing at their job but sit around.
"I'm a shit kicker at Macca's" - Guy who works the till at Macca's.
by Galavenski December 11, 2021
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Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
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blueberry shits

The specific diarrhea caused by eating too many blueberries. Often, this is a symptom of either an intolerance to blueberries, or an underlying condition such as IBS.
I ate a whole pint of blueberries earlier, now I've got the blueberry shits.
by Chronic Owwie December 31, 2024
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Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.
In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.
by VoodooJack November 16, 2025
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Shit

Shit is poop
by Kjnpbjpktnrbjknötr November 24, 2024
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