by Random anonymous March 10, 2021
Get the rosneath primary schoolmug. A sexual concoction that consist of vodka, semen, and whipped cream. Best served chilled in a shot glass.
After we met at the bar, I took her home. I asked her if she would like something to drink. She then asked me if I could make her a Russian school bus. I’ve never heard of such. Yet, the night got even wilder after her explanation. I didn’t have any whipped cream but she was still eager for me to make it.
by YOTYEETslump September 14, 2023
Get the russian school busmug. School is like prison, you have to spend more time at school other than your actual life. School makes you stressed and prepares your for nothing. Half the stuff they’ll teach you will not be useful in the future
by Ramen Noodle Soup December 2, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. a place resembling prison, and it’s like torture the only enjoyable thing, is the breaks and recess since that’s the only time you can talk to your friends without getting shushed by a bitchy teacher (sometimes it could also be called hell because some teachers are real demons)
by idontknowhowtoskate April 23, 2022
Get the schoolmug. ITS A FUCKING JAIL
You cant talk,you can't walk and if you want to go to the washroom you have to carry a haul pass WHERE DID ARE RIGHTS GO??? And the teachers who are getting paid to teach you just sit back and relax. And when you ask for help they say the same shit over and over and they don't make any sense!! A fucking baby could explain algebra better than a 40 year old twat who's only working for the money and not to help children.
You cant talk,you can't walk and if you want to go to the washroom you have to carry a haul pass WHERE DID ARE RIGHTS GO??? And the teachers who are getting paid to teach you just sit back and relax. And when you ask for help they say the same shit over and over and they don't make any sense!! A fucking baby could explain algebra better than a 40 year old twat who's only working for the money and not to help children.
(Teacher) We are so lucky to have rights here
(Me) can I go to the washroom please?
(Teacher) sit your ass down you skinny FUCK you go when I want you to go!!!
Welcome to school
(Me) can I go to the washroom please?
(Teacher) sit your ass down you skinny FUCK you go when I want you to go!!!
Welcome to school
by :((((( February 18, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. 
that's your place for learning shit things that you'll never use. you sit on your chair and learn. i'm mostly lazy af to do school stuff. i like lunch :)
by a 5 yr old April 5, 2022
Get the Schoolmug.