by Banana Republik June 8, 2018

by Miss Green May 9, 2016

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

After eating the food at Fitchburg State University and your stuck on the toilet right after and get stuck there longer than you want to be.
by anonymous September 24, 2022

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.
by melbournelemons June 30, 2018

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.
by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017

Just casual soulmate tings, you know, that only soulmates do be knowing, with some extra pizzazz, a la ✨shit✨
Person 1: how is someone 2k miles away loving you better then men we've lived with?
Person 2: I’ll tell you how it’s called Soulmate Shit. Google it. Actually no, don’t
Person 2: I’ll tell you how it’s called Soulmate Shit. Google it. Actually no, don’t
by pshmoddymudig April 7, 2025
