Shaky Dick

The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick

by Jack D Chicken December 03, 2015

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dick in the butt as nigga

Some one who's bullshitting. Also may talk shit all the time and possibly be gay.

Aj is a dick in the butt as nigga, always got some shit to say, he's gotta be gay.

by Tyleramus November 05, 2021

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The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 05, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Sucks Dicks And Wishes She Died For Poetry<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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plush dick

when youve had so much sex that ur dick is swelling. same thing with fapping.

i got plush dick cuz i took multiple pics of mom taking a shit with a camera i taped onto the ceiling. and fapped to that too much! im suprised she didnt notice it. gonna have to edit the part out of my dad jacking off.

by nobody else here April 16, 2018

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