shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

Shit in the shed

An old saying, expressing great annoyance. Originates from the early 1800s, first used when individuals desperate for the toilet found the only lavatory to be engaged.

I'm already in here, find somewhere else! Shit in the shed!

by J_N_C August 5, 2014

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by pemis nan August 3, 2024

douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.

#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!

by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009

Skittle Shits

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.

Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits

by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017

G-shit

a word used by hood rats and uneducated idiots to impress some looser they call a friend.

mother fuckas giving them some G-shit

OMG your such an idiot

by dipshithoodrat August 15, 2018

Round piece of shit

Calliou

You're a fucking round piece of shit.

by bagofceasersalad June 28, 2016