Ass Mane

If you have the correct genetics and are dependent of a particularly hairy strain of family tree, you can end up with ass hair at a minimum of 3 " long. This is a conservative estimate, and you can truly end up with a repunzel amount of ass fro worthy of donation to a local charity helping chemo patients. This grotesque area of ass hair can and will get things caught in it, such as the business end of a mankini, chlamydia spores, or even an underage girls' teeth. Note that a Tramp Mane will usually trap more items than an Ass Mane due to the sheer physics and retention force.

Check it out, Hurricane Harvey is following that guy with the Ass Mane! It's as if mother nature is trying to cleanse it out a bit.

by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020

Chicken Noodle Ass Nigga

featured in one of trippie redds songs

a food+a black man= chicken noodle ass nigga

Chad- Have you heard the song Taking A Walk by Trippie Redd

Chad Brad and Kyle- NO

Chad- its lowkey fire wanna drink some energy drinks

Chicken Noodle Ass Nigga- Featured in Taking A Walk By Trippie Redd

by xLinkskii YT July 2, 2019

ass

Ass Is A Private Part Located Next To Your Balls.

I Slap His (ass)
his ass tasted good

by Anoonyumous January 16, 2022

Dog Ass

When you got itchy ass ass

Didn't wipe or use the bidet too good... I got dog ass

by Bloodvin November 21, 2022

Planter's Ass

A person who sits long periods of time on their ass causing it to widen and become platform like. It will take shape of the seat of the chair. More likely a fat person on welfare who has no life.

Jerry points out to his son Tom and says "Look at your mom sitting in the chair on the computer all day, I think she's developing Planter's Ass. "

by Browning802 February 10, 2017

Ass dots

the little cinnamon looking dots that are on the toilet when someone gets up.

normally from someone who doesn’t scrub their azz well.

“ did you see those ‘ass dots’ on the toilet after tels used the bathroom?”

eww no i didn’t know she left ‘ass dots’ on the toilet.

by TheBuddLeeeee April 9, 2024

Ass

Is the dream solely mine?
An answer I seek to find.
My mind spins…
As my heart, his love I want to win.
Reality…

Is always here…
Reminding me of all my fears…
His love will never me yours…
Friends, nothing more…
Is where his heart is at…
When will you understand that?
What more does he need to do?
To show you…
The love that fills he…
That makes him complete…
Makes his eyes well…
And his heart to dance…

Is not for you…
You are a dumbass…
If you think as you do…

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 November 16, 2023