Shit Mint

The act of one bare ass tea bagging another individual, but with a dingleberry that falls from the tea baggers ass into the tea baggee's mouth

Guy 1 - did you shit in that guys mouth?

Guy 2 - no I just tea bagged him and gave him a Shit Mint

by Mja18xx January 10, 2020

Shit

1. a poop
2. an exclamation not appropriate for most childs

3. there is no third definition HA HA

Iron man dents his pretty suit, Iron Man: SHIT!
Captain America: Language!

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 5, 2019

shit son

when one takes a shit so large, its size is comparable to that of a newborn son

Me: Shit son.
You: Holy shit, you've shat a shit as large as a newborn son
Shit: is hella big

by shit-son March 14, 2016

Shit PTSD

Getting ptsd from seeing a previous persons shit in a toilet.

“Damn I just used the shitter and saw the nastiest log ever….pretty sure I have shit ptsd now.”

“Whoever shat before me left a shit so terrifying, I’m pretty sure it gave me PTSD.”

by Oilerfan19 December 17, 2022

eat the peas out of her shit

She is so hot and attractive you would do anything to fuck her

I would eat the peas out of her shit

by jon doeh July 23, 2022

Shit Shudders

A reflexive visceral tremble after an exceptionally expressive bowel movement.

"That squatty potty causes me to get the shit shudders."
"After my morning coffee, I shit, and I get the shit shudders."

by Dan Dare 1975 January 1, 2017

shit golf

Shit golf is the opposite of good golf. Hacking up a round of golf with numerous triple bogeys and 5 putts. A day of shit golf usually includes most of the following:

-shanks
-slices
-duffs
-tops
-hooks
-yips
- B.A.C of 3.0 or higher

A score of 87 on the front 9 is just shit golf.

by Beaky buzzard December 30, 2015