- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
by adroxx April 26, 2023

Every May 5 is international whip out your titty day on this day you should go up to your friends and show them your titties
by anonymous May 4, 2022

British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
by BioHazardX February 24, 2022


by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
