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Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”
“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”
by GagsMan December 30, 2018
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Shit

by StarCode_RealKreek January 7, 2023
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piece of shit

a piece of digested food
person A: hey you are a piece a shit

person B: k

person a suggested that the person is bad and and that he does not like him or her

piece of shit is therefore that you do not enjoy the individuals personality
by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018
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what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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force-shit

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.
"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."
by RoyalEmu January 10, 2015
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Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.
A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.
by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018
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