Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.

1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'

by Ballistic Chili April 14, 2024

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 02, 2018

ass tobacco

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.

I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!

by Oatmeal the serial killer September 02, 2017

owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 03, 2018

ass boss

When your boss is a complete ass to everyone in the office

You know jimmy is the worse ass boss I have ever had

by Bigmouthmama March 22, 2017

Spoonful of ass

Nutella butter

Just let me eat the spoonful of ass

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Ass Strechter

When someone makes a shit larger than their anus so the shit strechtes the anus. An ass strechter typically causes extreme pain to the victim temporarily

Bob- "AAAAHHH, GET THE FUCK AWAY"
Jacob- "WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING FROM THE TOILET?!"
Bob- "ASS STRECHTER GET THE FUCK OUT"
Jacob- "Ahh, I feel you, bro

by Dickker November 30, 2019