Hide and go shit

The act of playing hide and go seek but you throw poop at the persons eyes who is it so they become blinded by your poop so you can run and find a new hiding space

Hey do you want to play Hide and go shit

by Autism anus July 2, 2019

Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

Shit-uation

A crappy situation or turn of events.

It was a big shit-uation when the lovers' plans to rendevouz did not get to happen, due to circumstances beyond their control.

by #ItalianBabe August 20, 2017

atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.

Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.

by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee

Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!

by Funktacular February 9, 2023