Vampire Year

When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex

Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.

Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.

by Vergotas 619 March 28, 2024

3 year-old

A doctorate program that can be completed in online in 3 years during Covid when it should take 6-8 years and the highly questionable folks who are calling themselves 'doctor.'

I had to deal with a fucking 3 year-old pharmacist today questioning my Harvard Psychiatrists orders the patient has been safely on for 10 years.

by Vivvy12345 April 15, 2021

Sigma year

A year where an individual successfully complets:

Just jerkn't january

Fuck fapping february
Meat mastery march
Abstinence april
Must make it may!
Just jesus june
Jacked july
Almost there august

Save semen september

Only sex october
No nut november

Don't do it december

thus becoming a literal god of self control.

Mike:"Hey, the word on the street it that you finished Sigma year. Is it true?"
James:"Yeah"
Mike:"Dude, you are a legend!"

by chorbet November 15, 2022

first year fringe

when a girl in her first year of high school decides that her hair would looks great if she used all of it as a fringe

"Oh man, look at this picture of me in first year, that first year fringe is fierce!"

by siskatoni December 01, 2013

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

by Diggy Bick March 09, 2023

The Smokers New Year

420. The holiday where all smokers come together. Its just like New Years. So pass a joint and make some Smokers Resolutions

Hey what are your Smokers Resolutions?" "To not smoke!" "Thats not the way to go man! Not The Smokers New Year way!"

by 420addict April 21, 2011

Year 7

a person who is a roadman wanna-be and thinks they're all strong and witty when in reality, they're a person who is skinny and has just gained puberty, BEWARE! if you do have contact with a year 7, I would be surprised if they weren't insulting you.

"omg, it's year 7!"

"stay away from them, or try to prove them wrong, either is risky"

by memeememememememememememeeeeee June 23, 2021