Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
Get the Captain Kiddemug. Guy 1 :that looks like captain chin
Guy 2: no that cant be they only have 4 chins
Guy 3: Cheyennes at work anyways
Guy 2: no that cant be they only have 4 chins
Guy 3: Cheyennes at work anyways
by 8th wonder of the world May 16, 2019
Get the Captain chinmug. by ImLowkeyJustAChillGuy June 14, 2025
Get the Captain Kuro solosmug. Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay little brother that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie captain hook down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized over and over again by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.
by runnyass March 12, 2011
Get the Captain Blackhookmug. "Oh that character is pretty cool."
"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"
"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"
"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"
"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"
by ILikeCBMs March 13, 2022
Get the Captain Boomerangmug. by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021
Get the Captain Disgruntledmug. The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"
by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020
Get the captain of the planetmug.