Max

Max is a total jerk. He is bad at relationships, and just all around awful. He is not the type of person that anybody wants to be around. His singing voice sounds like a duck taking a shit and his looks? Ewwwww

Girl1: OMG is that max?

Girl2: I think so.... he used to be hot
Harvey: not anymore! This gives me a chance
Girl1: Max is gross

Girl2: I have a knife in my bag imma go stab him bye

by Maxmillscansuckmybbc March 24, 2018

Max

Also known as tim cruise. A rage master baiting donkey with a sister as a dog. Occasionally jerks off to his sister.

Hey dont kiss a max

by Dudeman2024 July 29, 2025

anita max wynn

what drake like to say with his fruity ass

person 1: Hey drake! whats up?
drake: ANITA MAX WYNN
person 1: what the fuck.

by scrimreaper59 January 19, 2024

Max

Max is the sweetest, nicest, cutest person you will ever meet! you happen to come across a Max, DO. NOT. LET. HIM. GO. she’s definitely a keeper. she’s the bestest friend you can find, and if you ever get a Max for a girlfriend, LUCKY YOU. Max will always be there to make you laugh at hard times, and will do almost anything just to make you smile. Max can be really stubborn at times, but that just makes her even cuter. Max is also very huggable, whenever you hug a Max, you won’t wanna let go. Max’s only come ONE in a lifetime, so make sure to treat her right. Max is also extremely attractive, she is very hot and cute at the same time(which i didn’t even think was possible but here we are). I could write so many more things about Max, but i’m pretty sure this has a character limit. So all i’m gonna say is that Max is the best person you could ever meet.

“That girl is so adorable and attractive”
“Oh, you mean Max?”
“Yea”

by Crunchytoewater May 11, 2022

Max

Cute guy with a big fat cock

Max is epic

by Vgsdchhvvchhg November 19, 2020

Max

Cretinated

max is so Cretinated

by anonymous January 30, 2022

Max

max is the best person ever. he has eyes that you could lose days in. he is the smartest person I know and will always come to a peaceful resolution where both sides are happy. he loves anything other people don't and tries to introduce them to it. you can always spot him in a crowd due to his hair. he is loved by everyone around him. he makes friends on the first day anywhere.

Person 1:hey have you met max yet?
Person 2:yeah, he is so cool
Max: hey guys

by DUDE 15 February 11, 2022