Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.

David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.

by Mulangirl August 22, 2019

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

cow

why u lookin this up boi u must either live in a hole or b bored out of ur mind

thats a cow

by testefly May 7, 2019

della the cow

nickname of the oldest PSSB member Della

she is part cow

omg della the cow is so cool and rich omg her country songs are amazingg

by ckikixu December 24, 2020

Cow

Emma

Look! its emma! the fat cow

by Not Patty February 4, 2021

Cow

Walking milk container who is also edible

I have a cow of milk

by Coweater123 March 31, 2021

Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.

Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!

by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021