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hung like a pringles can

A statement one makes out of over-emphasism for the inadequency of his penis.
"well ya know guys, you can't pwn me, cuase as legend tells, im monumental, after all i am- hung like a pringles can"
by chuncky May 23, 2008
mugGet the hung like a pringles canmug.

you can do better than that

Try again sucka!

Hot way of telling someone their idea sucked.
Stan - Thinkin about this new T.I.?

Biff - You can do better than that - grab that Pitbull shit!
by chrisking5150 December 3, 2010
mugGet the you can do better than thatmug.

i do what i can

when someone mentions something about how you look or sound or smell
Will- Amanda your so lanky
Amanda- i do what i can

sara- Ashley you smell kind of bad
ashley- whatever i do what i can
by amanda morton January 16, 2009
mugGet the i do what i canmug.

how much can she take

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest
Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.
by sweetlou60 November 18, 2007
mugGet the how much can she takemug.

Can I PLEASE get a waffle

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit
Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!
by hannahisthebest04 June 26, 2018
mugGet the Can I PLEASE get a wafflemug.

Can i get my visa

Its what some stupid spanish kids say in the "Popular Song" known as Its Everyday Bro. The are saying some random shit in spanish but after they say "Se Llama Donald Trump" a few lines after their stupid spanish mumbo jumbo they say "Can I Get My Visa" mocking the Trump administrations immigration policy.
by HarryPubicPotter June 21, 2017
mugGet the Can i get my visamug.

Priori i-can-taste-em

The splendid journey of olfactory sensations and taste memories you experience while cleaning out food-covered dishes in the sink, re-experiencing each dish in the reverse order in which you placed it there.
Tom: Ah, yes...I sense the taco dinner on this plate...now, that plastic container which held my half-eaten tuna sandwich lunch...and what's this, left from my breakfast? The rotten egg residue clinging to the nonstick pan. Expelliarmus, foul odors of last week's meals!
Harry: You just achieved priori i-can-taste-em!
by Juice Banner December 21, 2016
mugGet the Priori i-can-taste-emmug.

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