Twit-For-Brains

A malady generally suffered by those who are obsessed with twitter and have thoughts in short bursts

He forgot how to speak clearly - he has "twit-for-brains".

by IPod Pilgrim August 26, 2009

Sweater Brains

What a guy REALLY means when he talks about being attracted to intelligent women.

Guy 1 to girl at a bar: I've always been attracted to intelligent women. I'll take brains over looks any day!
Guy 1 to guy 2, whispering: Yeah, sweater brains!

by JMcDon June 9, 2011

brain fuckeler

when someone says some stupid shit and you have no idea what they mean.

im no car
wtf stacy dumb bitch, that was such a brain fuckeler, do you mean i have no car?

by kris745f March 3, 2016

Omen brain

When a person uses omen from valorent and does a 300 to 400 iq play with him is said to have a omen brain

Flexinja is soo good with outplaying dude,

He has a *omen brain*

by Jojomudamuda September 21, 2020

brain tired

when youve done shrooms and smoked 2 blunts and your brain cant form simple thoughts anymore

i would explain the definition but im so brain tiredd

by addicted2chaos November 26, 2010

Brain fucker

1) A guy/girl that is on the phone a says birty things to the girl/guy on the phone
(A brain fucker is a person that fucks through the phone)
2) a guy/girl that messes with peoples minds in a sexy way

1)guy- "hey baby u wanna fuck over the phone?"
Girl- "fuck yea let's do it"
Girl- " wait r u a brain fucker?"
Boy- "what do u thank I'm trying to do now?"
Girl- "oh ok then keep going"
Or
Girl- "hey boy do u want a baby through phone sex?"
Boy-" hell yea go on baby suck my cock"
2) girl- "hey boy what u doin?"
Boy-" just you babe"
Girl- " yea baby"
Boy-" does it feel good girl"
Girl- " yea it sure does babe"
Girl- "oh ugh keep it going ugh ugh yea that's it"
Boy- "do u want to suck now?"
Girl-" sure put it up here"

by Bʏ ʏouяs ţяuʟʏ September 6, 2016

Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.

We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.

by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022