Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup?
Guy 2: Zap yo dumb ass (Zaps his dumb ass)
Guy 1: Acckkrrggg (Dies/enters comatose state)
Guy 2: Zap yo dumb ass (Zaps his dumb ass)
Guy 1: Acckkrrggg (Dies/enters comatose state)
by SilentCredence December 10, 2006
According to Google Translate, this phrase means "I want to eat ass". Spanish is a beautiful language. You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life". I love you in Spanish is "te quiero".
Boy: Te quiero
Girl: You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life".
Boy: Whatever, yo quiero comer culo
Girl: YES, yo quiero comer culo
Girl: You don't say I love you in Spanish. Instead, you say "yo quiero comer culo", which means "you are the light of my life".
Boy: Whatever, yo quiero comer culo
Girl: YES, yo quiero comer culo
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 23, 2020
The revolt and protest organized by people who hate or disagree with Yo mama jokes. These uproars of protest and disgust usually come from mothers, and sometimes fathers. Most of the time they are posted via Internet or emailing to sites, but occasionally mobs of moms will get really physical. Here is a prime example of protest: this message left by a working mom on www.joke-pages.com:
"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004
"You can kiss my two cakes togetha losers!!! You all dissin me on dis here computer callin me FAT when you da fat asses eating yo krispy kremes and stickin it around yo penis's and dilly do's!!!!
I'm tired of all these yo momma jokes, I mean seriously, what about yo fatha?!?!! I mean I fuckin pissed a fuckin baby, jesus fuckin christ. And you all callin me a fatty cakes!!!"
-From: Yo Motha; 8/24/2004
Thousands of angry mothers were tired of all of the snaps and insults aimed towards them, so they finally began to start fighting back. They organized a Yo mama joke protest that paraded down 5th Street.
by Hugh Jass February 23, 2005
by Sweet Addiction September 19, 2006
A joke,in where the desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "D's (dicks)in yo mouf (mouth)!". The question mostly asked is "whats your favorite number?" or "whats you favorite color?"
by Z NINJA October 01, 2006
orignated from the acronym SYDM (shut your damn mouth) but has become the nonsensical phrase for "what's happening/going on?"
"hey, sup yo dog money!"
by f1menu September 06, 2008
A phrase used to describe to describe an event, usually partying of some sort, that is so crazy and awesome that you want to pull your dick out right then and there.
Present tense
You: KU just won the national championship, everybody po yo dick out!!
Past tense
Friend: So how was that party last night?
You: It was awesome, I poed my dick out all over town.
Future tense
Friend: What do you have going on tonight.
You: I am going out with the guys and it is going to be so crazy that everybody is going to be poing their dicks out.
You: KU just won the national championship, everybody po yo dick out!!
Past tense
Friend: So how was that party last night?
You: It was awesome, I poed my dick out all over town.
Future tense
Friend: What do you have going on tonight.
You: I am going out with the guys and it is going to be so crazy that everybody is going to be poing their dicks out.
by LizzardKing November 30, 2011