sam

funny nice bit of a twat when he eats your shoes and sucks your toes on Wednesdays.

let me sam those feet

by sam fielden March 29, 2019

Sam W

Sam is a lobster he is a bum and is a slave. He pees his pants everyday. His mom does not love him, he is also known as dobby. Rawr.

Sam W goes pee pee.

by Peepeepoo[poo February 15, 2024

Sam Nich

A gay faggot who probably has 10 sti''s which he got from his mum. Also someone who attends a school called weydon

Look at that Sam Nich over there no one likes him.

by Allhallower May 12, 2018

Sam

The most amazing and loving and handsome and beautiful man to ever walk this planet. He's the best boyfriend you could ever ask for, he is really dense and nerdy and oblivious and kind of a dork but he will be the best person to ever enter your life so don't ever lose him

Sam is fucking hot
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by iluvmyboyf September 10, 2022

Sam fischer

Sam Fischer, He plays with dildos and likes it. He has a odd shaped body and is Derrick Elman’s son.

Is that Sam fischer ? He definitely has a gine.

by Boobydude November 1, 2020

Sam Chilvers

Smoulder

Sam chilvers is smoulder

by Skibidisuzza December 15, 2025

Sam

Guys that have a friend called louis. They walk around with the cocs secretly rolled up in the pants because they are to big.

Loui- hey Sam
Sam-hi

Loui- you have a coc size of a mammoth don’t you?
Sam-is that even a question

Loui- let’s go to my car.

by bigg longg March 16, 2021