Cock-asian

Kathy Woudzia or any other 100% white person who doesn’t act white

I proudly call myself a Cock-Asian because I am 100% Caucasian, so white for all you idiots that don’t know your grammar, which automatically labels me a “cock”, and I only hang out with ppl who are either Asian, or well, not white.

by KathyWoudz January 10, 2020

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

asian snowstorm

A snowstorm where the expected accumulation is 1-3"

Him: Hey have you heard about the storm coming this weekend?

Me: Yeah but it's just supposed to be an Asian snowstorm so I'm not too worried

by mrtucker January 31, 2014

Asian Cough

It's when you find an Asian coughing.

American boy: "Oh my god, the Asian is coughing! That person must have the corona virus! RUNNNNNNN.

The Asian Coughing: Bitch what, my throat just hurts, idiot.

by Hi, idiot. June 7, 2020

Asian bath

An Asian bath means an excruciatingly and sexually long bath in the shower.

Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
He's having an Asian bath in there.

by hidden38 August 26, 2017

Asian

People who can not see or drive. These monsters eat cats and rice along with your dog

AHH FUCK AN ASIAN HES EATING MY DOG AND CAT AND STICKING HIS DICK IN THE RICE
*asian* in your rice ashole

by Racist guy February 7, 2022

Cool Asian

Just the one and only Mr Mark Cheng

I wish I was as cool as the cool Asian

by Shhhhhnobodyknows February 11, 2024