John Taylor

an outages boy from sunderland (uk)

John Taylor is outrages. Big Issue Please .

by Outrages November 29, 2016

Taylor

Taylor is an amazing friend and a very strong person, he may have problems seeing how amazing he is but everyone else can see it. he makes so many people happy and doesn't even realize it. he's the type of person that you'll fall foe without even realizing it, hes smart and funny and the biggest goofball you will ever meet, hes sweet and charming and he'll turn you into the biggest simp before you even realize it! he may look like an egg if he ever cut his hair off again (because hes an eggboy) he also happens to think hes intimidating when in reality hes a giant teddy bear, hes cuddly and if you play with his hair it'll make him melt like a blob. i love taylor.

person one:
"taylor is so cute "
person two:
"go away he's mines"

by tythedino September 15, 2020

Taylor

A guy who gets your jokes when others would scoff and take them literally. Knows that "I hate you" isn't hateful, just silly. Is a good friend who helps you with your homework and always is before schedule. The best future Vice President of the United States that America will ever see.

My podcast co-star, and a total BITCH sometimes lol.
Needs the dog of wisdom in his life…
Oh, aka, Shia LeBeouf/uncultured swine.

…what’s for lunch?

Shia LeBeouf Live (aka, Taylor’s regular Tuesday night)

by mae125422 October 1, 2021

Taylor

To leave a party extremely early, often with a terrible excuse.

Wait, it’s noon. Did she just Taylor us?

by Aletreus September 26, 2021

Pulled a Taylor

When your girlfriend severely wrongs to and so you fake like you're about to propose to her in front of and audience, then expose the hoe and dump her ass!

Bro 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to Keith?"

Bro 2: "Yeah! He found out his girl was sleeping around and fucking Pulled a Taylor! That guys a savage!"

by IMAprofessional July 11, 2016

Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters

"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"

by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023

Whitman Taylor

Master of the sky and ground. Grand expert at airplanes and cars of every age and time. Starred in the movie Macbeth with Noah Scordato

Oh man look at that warthog. Shut up Whitman Taylor

by Mr. Herrmann November 7, 2018