Skip to main content

Max

ax is the type of Pearson who has No life Fake friends and a Whole bunch of hamsters dead or alive.

Girl 1: Omg he’s so weird

Girl 2: He stinks so much ewww

He could be considered dangerous and a gay terrorist but You will see him next to school gates been noncey and he eats a nonce sandwitch.WARNING: If you see him runn

Max is all Above
Max’s house usually consists of big pink dildos,bed,tissues,hand sanitiser and 2 metal poles,sometimes strippers (ugly ones)
by User199273799901173 October 15, 2020
mugGet the Max mug.

Max Moore

Max Moore the name of the person i want to date and my besties brother
by Your sisters best friend October 15, 2020
mugGet the Max Moore mug.

Max Moore

Cutest, Kindest, Nicest and most amazing person
by Your sisters best friend October 15, 2020
mugGet the Max Moore mug.

Max Goldman

A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.

Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.
Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.
by FROZI October 20, 2020
mugGet the Max Goldman mug.

Max

A Max is a man that is awesome at football. He has the coolest name in the universe. He has many friends and makes everyone laugh. There are usually two types of max one very fat but strong and handsome but is emo. The other one is also fat but not as bad also strong and handsome.
Holy moly mother cow is that max, he's on fire today.
by Dr. Blue:D March 19, 2017
mugGet the Max mug.

Max Horton

a person who was born white, but over time with black people and track; turned himself black on the inside and out. He will now be referred to Requis Jenkins
Yo that max horton is a real wigger
by dogsrUS47licktheballsack April 10, 2017
mugGet the Max Horton mug.

Max

A Person, that dont like Teachers named Kretschmann or Daues
Damm I hate her so much I could be a Max
by wddawdawdawdwa May 13, 2017
mugGet the Max mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email