Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.

Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*

by Rhukebab January 26, 2016

Provo surprise

When an unmarried Mormon couple shit on each other for non-intercourse sexual gratification that keeps them in the good graces of the Angel Moroni.

Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.

by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022

Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

Sundae Surprise

The sexual act, in order, where one ejaculates on their own penis, sticks it in their partner's ass and gets it covered in poop, and then stick the whole thing in his girl's vagina when she is on her period. each forming the ice cream, chocolate sauce, and cherry on top, respectively. The girl will then suck it all off, including his nuts, since no sundae is complete without nuts.

Did you hear what happened to Adam? He and Jamie tried a Sundae Surprise, now she has a UTI and he has shitdick.

by When_the_Hymen_Breaks May 5, 2015

Yolky Surprise

When a bunch of dudes stand in a line and jizz on one guy and one of the dudes in the line pees (aka the surprise) on said guy.

“I just got a yolky surprise from my teacher!”

“That’s so funny because I just gave a yolky surprise yesterday and I don’t think the ‘yolk’ is supposed to be red.”

by JimmyLover1989 June 21, 2025

Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Surprise it’s Sana

A game show where a mysterious entity called sana wreaks havoc on those she texts most often.

If you ever get texted Surprise it’s Sana, leave the country. You are in immediate danger.

by the all knowing spirit April 5, 2022