Life Nine

almost dead.

(1) Fuck man,, i took seven points of molly last night

(2) ...damn bra, were ya rollin balls or what?

(1) yeah vision got all narrow an shit -- i swear im on life nine

(2) word.

by sanbtiago November 11, 2010

Turf Life

A term used in skateboarding in the Bay Area of San Francisco mainly by skateboarders associated with Turf Skateboards. To be an epicly rad session or a super trife area.

"This is Turf life homie!", "Turf foo", "Turd life baby"

by Chauncy Bill "Not Hupps" January 21, 2008

life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation

Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.

by sidewalkchalk March 8, 2013

Life hole

The opening to which allows for growth of a new human being. The vagina, if you will.

Frank - "Did you get that girl's number last night?"

Thad - "Oh, you betcha, friend. I introduced my magic stick to her life hole."

by Dangerdansby May 5, 2014

no life syndrome

Where one has no life and finds social situations awkward and depressing having life followed by long goals of becoming a sick cunt

That girl isn't a sick cunt, she must have no life syndrome

by sick cuntt July 2, 2014

life shower

When you take a shower to remove the drunken sins of the prior night.

I was so drunk last night, I railed the ugliest girl in the bar so I woke up and took a life shower

by NateJ_8 July 23, 2014

ugg life

An avid wearer of ugg shoes

One who wears uggs on a daily basis

What you know about that ugg life?
If you have a closet full of uggs.....you live the ugg life!

by scoob408 December 27, 2014