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Outta stir

Dion is outta stir so he comin to the funeral
by Debo debee June 23, 2021
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Love story that never happened

A situation where an individual has big crush on someone, but they realize that they can never actually date them for numerous reasons. Some people get over it, but others never actually recover from it because of how much they cared about that person. Some reasons are the person being out of their league, the other individual already being in a romantic relationship, the individual is aromantic, that individual is not romantically attracted to them, etc.
Chester: Hey, Lexy. How are you doing? We have not heard from you in months.

Lexy: I am doing okay; although I am kind of sad about Devin.

Mariah: What happened?
Lexy: I had a crush on him, but I realize could never actually date him because he would probably reject me due him being way out of my league and I heard a rumor that he is seeing someone else. It’s a love story that never happened.

Chester: I can see why that upsetting, but maybe if you wait things might change. They might breakup down the line and if you took chance and asked him out maybe then you might be able to date him.

Lexy: Thanks for the advice. I might try that.
by Vanguard 1998 July 2, 2021
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Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021
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Kate Story

A story that contains about 50% facts and 50% fiction
Wow that’s one heck of a Kate Story
by Josepe111 October 21, 2021
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private story kind of guy

by Idkimhereig October 31, 2021
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SET STIR ROT

The condition of your ORAL CAVITY and TEETH after waking up from sleeping where (ROT) is PERFECT short for ROTATE.

The condition of YOUR ASSHOLE when you wake up from sleeping and STIR is the movement of that DELICIOUS SUPER INTELLIGENT FECESS most of the time you have to POOP or TAKE A SHIT using TOILET PAPER to ROTATE perfectly if you use properly.

The condition of your ANATOMICAL STRUCTURE when you wake up as it has a characteristic STINK and is still not thoroughly woke up and your wonderful , weird, and horrible DRAMA GHOSTS from sleeping your dreams and nightmares have evaporated for the most part and you are left with PERSPIRATION to show for it all and after thoughts.

What everybody at GOOGLE looks forward to ,(NUMBER 10) , who is not working permanently on the GOOGLE OUTSIDE "BOOT" CAMP.
It starts with NATURAL BAD BREATH along with tons of microorganisms which you don't care what they are called as you are in a hurry on automatic CLEAR THIS OUT as it is in your entire MOUTH and if you don't it will ROT and stink more , so this is HOW WE DO IT READY SET STIR ROT and you feel like a NEW PERSON as those mouth TERRORISTS are gone.

For some reason your ASSHOLE wants nothing to do with SHIT, POOP, EXCREMENT, FECES, POOPY, TURD, TURDS, WASTE, WASTE MATTER, POOPIES, POO POO, POO , CRAP, DEFECANT, TOILET FOOD, DUTY, HUMAN DOO DOO, DEUCE, DEUCES, NUMBER TW0 , NUMBER 2 ETC. as you most likely use TP or TOILET PAPER which you use to READY STIR ROT and RID the smelly leader of the ASSHOLE SHIIT.

You know what YOU STINK because when you were sleeping READY STIR ROT took place and you ROTATED many times in BED possibly SEXUALLY so to rid of that DREAM DRAMA , NIGHTMARE DRAMA and OUNCE OF PLEASURE . A HE AND HER is missing (WHISPER W) so you TAKE A SHOWER for awhile becoming a NON PRUDE you CUNT, COCK, BALLS , CLIT AND ASSHOLE.

For normal people who don't know JACK SHIT , ABOUT WHO IS THE SUMMONS? or WHOM IS THE SUMMONS? you sit on that DEFECATION POTTY and let the BIDET after YOUR ASSHOLE has nothing to do with SHIT the BIDET go into full READY STIR ROT.
by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021
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Shea story

An extended story that goes into every unnecessary detail and goes off topic then back on.
Sorry I was in the phone so long, I was listening to a Shea story
by Tyson Daniel August 30, 2021
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