Bucket Shorts

A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.

They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.

You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.

by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 11, 2020

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Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!

Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic

by Anubis55 October 10, 2023

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flowy short method

when one wears flowy shorts for easy access of said hole during intercourse.

“We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”

“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”

by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024

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