Skinless sausage 

To touch oneself until the top-end skin drops off the penis.
Otherwise known as "the naked eye"

In the evening I tend to caress my skinless sausage.
When I'm in the shower I dance with my skinless sausage.

Skinless sausage by Fungus Mcfarlagen October 3, 2012

spicy sausage

a sausage so spicy, you will say "that was a spicy sausage" in class.

the spicy sausage i had for lunch is still burning my mouth

spicy sausage by no chill novia February 23, 2015

Head Sausage 

The protruding fat roll that exists on the back of the head where the head and neck meet. Usually on a fat / chubby man while sitting upright in a chair or on a bench.

Wow! Look at that! Hey, can I squeeze your head sausage?

Head Sausage by Jubantime July 19, 2015

slimy sausage 

When you are going anal and she shits on your dick.

BITCH! YOU GAVE ME A SLIMY SAUSAGE!

slimy sausage by Eharrelson November 7, 2015

Summer Sausage 

The bludge of a man's penis in a speedo, in the summer.

Did you see that guy's summer sausage?

Summer Sausage by Gortlubes September 24, 2017

butthole sausage 

a solid, sausage shaped poo emitted from the butthole

Ryan ate too many fiber one bars and shot out a butthole sausage

butthole sausage by madandry February 28, 2018

Toasted Sausage 

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

Toasted Sausage by Rems Husband March 10, 2018