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Red Shit

Alcoholic Beverage, Red in colour. Of strong consistency, usually very cheap. Any drink of this description can not be used by it's actual name, purely "Red Shit".
I'm of to the bottle store, what do you want me to grab?
Red Shit.
Sack or Bottle?
by odope October 20, 2010
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Red Tornado

1.) (n) Slang terminology for the female menstration period, usually applies to an excess time period or amount of vaginal flow.

2.) (n) A girl that will use a fake period to keep you out of her pants.

3.) (n) Ravaging someone's face or body with a used tampon, usually the tampon is spun in a circular motion over one's head prior to attack.
1.) John: "Dude, I don't know if i can hold out any longer."

Bob: "No way man, don't tell me your going to battle the Red Tornado!"

2.) Bill: "I almost hooked up with Mary but she has her period."

Jim: "That girl is a Red Tornado."

3.) "I just got Will with the ultimate Red Tornado!"
by Brian 5 May 22, 2006
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Red Soldier

*A soldier of a communist country, hence the word "red".

*An online store that sells Russian military perephinelia, including Soviet-era items.
"Cool stuff to check out, until an ego-patriot catches you on it and calls you a commie."
-me
by Dave September 16, 2004
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red neck

Noun: Unlike hillbilly or country red neck poeple can be found anywhere from double wides to tin roofs.

Adjective: lacking of sophistication or intelligence.

Noun 2: A person that terrifies animals such as sheep, and can be found easily in the following places: Walmart, bass pro shops, ducks unlimited, gander mountain, and trailer parks across the U.S.
You know your a red neck when the most your first lover said to you is "baaaa"
by Austin Forty Duece February 29, 2008
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Red Lobster

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!
by tewkewl March 3, 2011
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Red Sox

The most cocky snobs you will ever know. They think they are the best team in the MLB. They are jealous of the fact that the Yankees have more money than them. The Red Sox won 7 world series in 105 years. It took them 86 years to finally win another world series since 1918. Any Red Sox fans do not have any right to talk about the Yankees, because the Sox are statistically and factually not better than the NYY.
Friend 1: The yankees suck, the red sox are gonna cream them again this year.

Friend 2: Hm, I wonder who won 26 world series and is worth over a billion?

Friend 1: So what, we have Beckett and Ortiz.

Friend 2: Impressive, you have a good pitcher and a gorilla who can't speak english. But our whole team is beast.

Friend 1: Yeah, but we have Beckett and Ortiz.

Friend 2: Is that your only argument?
by dylannnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2008
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red light

i was red lighting this girl the other day and the condom broke so i got blood all over my dick
by iamthesexorcist November 9, 2009
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