Eyeball Pirates

- A business or person who engages in walled garden business models that deny users the ability to link to and follow content outside of the walled garden.

- A form of brute force attention capture and retention

Instagram is nothing but an eyeball pirates operation.

Eyeball pirates are the worst doom scroll source.

by jcjnyc2 February 25, 2025

CONTEMPORARY PIRATE

Urban power tribe members clustering on starislands like St. Barths

Johhny Depp is a contemporary pirate

by Max Blenheim December 12, 2010

Somali Pirates

Somali pirates are the guys off the coast of Somalia, an African-Arab country located in the Horn of Africa, bordering the Indian Ocean, who hijack primarily cargo ships and fishing vessels, and take their crews hostage. They also charge large ransoms.

Somali Pirates hijacked another ship using AK-47s.

by This is my handle okay August 19, 2025

Butt Pirate

A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.

There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023

Pirate

racist mexican

"gizzelle is a pirate"
"yes, she said she hates my girlfriend due to the color of her skin"

by Pee Pee McAss January 5, 2021

Patchy the Pirate

A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.

*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022

basement pirate

When you sexually Dudu every someone in your moms basement

Your a basement pirate

by Adam467 December 14, 2016