Breaking Bad

skibidi toilet for millennials

I’m going to watch breaking bad again for the 900th time

by michaelockslong September 13, 2023

Canadian Break and Enter

When someone goes on vacation and asks you to check in on their house while they're away. Ex: water plants, feed pets, shovel the driveway.

"We're going away for a week. Can you do a Canadian break and enter and feed our dog?". It's based on the stereotype that Canadians are so polite that when the break into a house they do nice things for the owner instead of stealing items.

by Dr. Buttface III February 14, 2020

5th Wall Breaking

When a character in a movie, show, or other media says something along the lines of "You think this is a movie? Well, it's not.", saying they aren't in a movie when they really are.

"Your life isn't a movie, James.", Is a good example of 5th wall breaking, said the teacher

by SlipperyButterBoi July 28, 2023

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

Take A Break

The best house music concert in the world.

Hey, were you at Take A Break last weekend?! This guy was moonwalking through the entire crowd while holding a beer on his head.

by off.white2020 September 19, 2022

Break The Milk

Breaking the leftover semen on the end of your penis after intercourse/masturbation with pee.

“Well done baby, I’m just going to go break the milk.”

by BathTimeCalculator August 20, 2021