swag on my ass

A phrase to use to end a diss, argument, or statement. Sometimes used in place of “suck my d**k”

Boy you look like a pine cone, swag on my ass fam.

Damn this Applebee’s smacks, swag on my ass

Let’s go hit the bars, swag on my ass homie

by Swagonmyace November 13, 2017

te Velde swag

Describing someone who is dressed super fly or acts super cool.

Yo, bro, you got some te Velde swag.

by Steve Hanpuppet April 29, 2022

swag cannon 5000

A really lame sex position

Dude I tried the swag cannon 5000 last night ,it took hours to cum!

by watfuvk January 09, 2018

Swag-dang-diggler

A flaccid penis of at least 9” in length and above average girth

That old dude who just walked by the lockers with no towel on was swinging a swag-dang-diggler

by Davedale August 04, 2019

vulk master swag

Whenver something is done wrong

Sarah Palin went vulk master swag on her vice president campaign

by Justin Nako September 25, 2011

hu tao swag

a very wholesome youtuber with rather "interesting" jokes.

"did you see the new hu tao swag video?"
"yea! that joke was so original and "interesting"."

by Supershun November 26, 2022

Nipple Monster Swag

You know you have it when your nipples can cut through diamond

Kenneth: you got that nipple monster swag

Krystal: LOLS, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Kenneth: its a good thing, take it as a compliment

by TheHappyWhopper January 20, 2012