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Goon Brain

A condition in which the brain is underperforming due to drinking 2+ days consecutively.

Cases of Goon Brain are most commonly seen after boys trips or after any other elongated drinking binges have occurred. Many times, Goon Brain victims begin suffering from the condition before a trip has even ended.

People suffering from Goon Brain may take up to 7 days to return to 100%, especially at work.
We’ve been home from the booze cruise since Monday and after 48 hours, Dan still hadn’t noticed he’s wearing two left shoes; I’m worried he have Goon Brain.
by ShitBrainChampion2001 April 5, 2022
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brain toy

Mainly used in fanfiction. An idea that you know will never touch the computer screen or notebook that you play with in your head, usually involving some massive torture scenes and character pain.

See idea cat.
I'm working on another brain toy.

That damn idea cat won't let go of its brain toy.
by C&I November 4, 2006
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Yoga brain

A state of quasi-drunkenness following an intense yoga class.
Oh my gosh, I left my keys in the yoga studio. Yoga brain!
by Big poppa 62353456 October 7, 2016
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molecule brain

When you've made a mistake that's so easy to not make it, but you still do it, like misspelling brain to brian.

Also is used by peers / friends through gaming sessions when you've doone something stupid.
You have such a molecule brain!
Fuck, I feel like i got a molecule brain.
by SmallChames November 25, 2020
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Cloud Brain

The morning after a day of heavy weed smoking, where you can't focus on anything and your IQ drops 60 points.
Paul: Dude you drove the wrong way what were you thinking??
Danny: Sorry man I think I have cloud brain, I can't focus on anything.
by masterblanket March 28, 2015
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Big brain

We don’t have a definition to this word yet.
The scientists (the big brain people) are still working on it .
Pewdiepie has big brain.
Bro armies have big brains.
by I’m hungry August 28, 2019
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Slut-Brain

The ability to shut or block off the part of the psyche that is responsible for developing emotional intimacy and connection during sex, rendering intercourse a pointless pleasuring event with no real "magic".
You don't need to actually like someone to sleep with them, it's all about physical gratification when ya got slut-brain.
by Tam O September 5, 2016
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